Book Breakups (1)

A fun fea­ture cre­ated by the lovely Lori at Pure Imag­i­na­tion.

Some books just aren’t for us. Sadly you can’t love them all. Here are a few recent reads that have become DNFs for me.

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Para­nor­malcy by Kier­sten White

Read: 125/335 pages

This is a really pop­u­lar book and at first I thought I would love it as well (I found the image of Steve the vam­pire deject­edly ask­ing for the train fare after being tagged quite amus­ing), but I just couldn’t get inter­ested in this. Evie, though sweet in a kid sis­ter kind of way, didn’t have all that much going on upstairs. She calls her taser (which is pink and glit­tery) Tasey. She only gets inter­ested in knife train­ing when her instruc­tor gives her a pink knife — which she squeals over. She spends most of her spare time read­ing celebrity magazines.

We were never going to hit it off.

This book seems like it would be a light-hearted read for a young teenager and I would urge them to give it a go. Per­son­ally, I found the writ­ing lacked ten­sion or action, the dia­logue was awk­ward and it was all just felt too child­ish. Evie is sup­pos­edly six­teen, maybe sev­en­teen, but I would have put her at twelve or thir­teen. The other char­ac­ters were equally unin­ter­est­ing but then, I pre­fer my para­nor­mals to have an edge or a quirk­i­ness to them. Para­nor­malcy had nei­ther.

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Vam­pire Acad­emy by Richelle Mead

Read: 136/332 pages

I tried. Really I did. This book is so pop­u­lar I fig­ured that even I, a Buffy fan who just can­not seem to get into vam­pire books, would like this one.

It wasn’t meant to be. And there’s a very sim­ple rea­son for that: Rose.

I intensely dis­liked this char­ac­ter. Many review­ers have cited her as a kick-ass hero­ine, strong, loyal etc. I found her arro­gant, rude, prej­u­dice, full of her own self-importance, vain and not half as tal­ented or clever as she liked to think she was. Per­haps Rose would have even­tu­ally have won me over had I stuck with it, but I can’t say I was com­pelled to find out. I just didn’t want to spend any more time with this character.

It’s a shame because I quite liked the idea of an acad­emy and the bond between Lissa and Rose, but nei­ther was devel­oped enough over the first hundred-odd pages to con­vince me to con­tinue read­ing. The only bright spot was Christian.